Album
The Royal Scam
1976 · Rock
101 collectors on Gatefold own this

The Royal Scam is a Jazz album by Steely Dan, originally released in 1976. On Gatefold: 216 pressings tracked, owned by 101 collectors.
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There’s a great moment in the 2005 web series <i>Yacht Rock</i> in which two actors playing the Eagles’ Glenn Frey and Don Henley huddle around a record player listening to Steely Dan’s 1976 album <i>The Royal Scam</i>. “That’s really good music,” Frey says through gritted teeth. “Shh, listen,” Henley says. “Is that dark sarcasm?” The joke wasn’t just about Steely Dan playing the inscrutable nerds to the Eagles’ good-time, California jocks. It also poked fun at the idea that, buried in the folds of Steely Dan’s luxurious jazz-rock grooves, was a truth too awful to make explicit without risking the band members’ careers. <i>The Royal Scam</i> featured the tensest, most dreadful songs Steely Dan had recorded at that point—but also some of the most polished, elevating noir tales of desperate people in tight squeezes to almost mythological status (“The Royal Scam,” “Haitian Divorce”). Was “Kid Charlemagne” an allegory for the lost innocence of the psychedelic era? Was “The Fez” about a guy reaching for a condom before a sleazy rendezvous? Here was a world almost entirely without heroes—unless you count the kid on “Don’t Take Me Alive” having a moment of clarity while strapped with dynamite in a room filled with hostages: “I know what I’ve done/I know all at once who I am.” It’s a bleak scene. But you can also feel the band’s empathy for the “Don’t Take Me Alive” kid—or, at least, their willingness to give him the time of day nobody else could spare. As much as <i>The Royal Scam</i> informed the jazz-rock and adult contemporary sound of the 1970s and 1980s, the album’s spirit and vivid sense of detail live on in everything from the urban noir of Biggie’s <i>Ready to Die</i> and Raekwon’s <i>Only Built 4 Cuban Linx…</i> to the indie-folk of The Mountain Goats’ John Darnielle. Much like Steely Dan’s Donald Fagen and Walter Becker, those chroniclers of the downtrodden didn’t redeem the cheats, addicts, and generally untrustworthy people that populated their songs, but they did give them a few minutes to exist free from the fate they know is coming, whether they like it or not. Sure, life’s a bitch, and then you die—but on <i>The Royal Scam</i>, Steely Dan proved that, before that happens, you might as well get a song out of it.
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Tracklist
Side A
- A1Kid Charlemagne4:38
- A2The Caves Of Altamira3:33
- A3Don't Take Me Alive4:18
- A4Sign In Stranger4:22
- A5The Fez3:59
Side B
- B1Green Earrings4:05
- B2Haitian Divorce5:50
- B3Everything You Did3:54
- B4The Royal Scam6:31
Sound DNA
- Jazz
- Jazz Fusion
- polished
- cynical
- urban
The Royal Scam is the fifth album by Steely Dan, originally released by ABC Records in 1976. The album went gold and peaked at #15 on the charts. The Royal Scam features more prominent guitar work than the prior Steely Dan album, Katy Lied, which had been the first without founding guitarist Jeff Baxter. Guitarists on the recording include Walter Becker, Denny Dias, Larry Carlton, Elliott Randall and Dean Parks.
In common with other Steely Dan albums, The Royal Scam is littered with cryptic allusions to people and events both real and fictional. In a BBC interview in 2000, Becker and Fagen revealed that "Kid Charlemagne" is loosely based on Augustus Owsley Stanley, the notorious drug "chef" who was famous for manufacturing hallucinogenic compounds, and that "Caves of Altamira", based on a book by Hans Baumann, is about the loss of innocence, the narrative about a visitor to the Cave of Altamira who registers his astonishment at the prehistoric drawings.
The album was re-issued by MCA Records in 1979 following the sale of the ABC Records label to MCA.
Credits
The people behind it.
Performers
- Bernard PurdieDRUMS
- Bob FindleyHORN HORNS
- Chuck FindleyARRANGED BY ARRANGED BY , HORNS HORN, ARRANGED BY
- Chuck RaineyBASS
- Clydie KingBACKING VOCALS
- Dean ParksGUITAR
- Denny DiasGUITAR
- Dick "Slyde" HydeHORN HORNS
- Don GrolnickKEYBOARDS
- Donald FagenARRANGED BY BACKING VOCALS GUITAR
- Elliott RandallGUITAR
- Gary ColemanPERCUSSION
- Jim HornHORN HORNS
- John KlemmerHORN HORNS
- Larry CarltonGUITAR GUITAR, OTHER
- Michael McDonaldBACKING VOCALS
- Paul GriffinKEYBOARDS
- Plas JohnsonHORN HORNS
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