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Short Music For Short People

Various

1999 · Rock

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Short Music For Short People by Various

Short Music For Short People is a Punk album by Various, originally released in 1999. On Gatefold: 11 pressings tracked, owned by 9 collectors.

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Tracklist

  1. 1Short Attention Span0:08
  2. 2Anchor0:30
  3. 3Ketchup Soup0:30
  4. 4A.C.A.B. (All Comic Heroes Are Fascist Pigs)0:24
  5. 5Overcoming Learned Behavior0:27
  6. 6Quit Your Job0:24
  7. 7Ready0:34
  8. 8Out Of Hand0:40
  9. 9Asian Pride0:30
  10. 10Steamroller Blues0:26
  11. 11Doin' Laundry0:30
  12. 12Freegan0:32
  13. 13Not Again0:21
  14. 14Waste Away0:29
  15. 15The Radio Still Sucks0:28
  16. 16Armageddon Singalong0:36
  17. 17Hearts Frozen Soil Sod Once More By The Spring Of Rage, Despair, And Hopelessness0:32
  18. 18Farts Are Jazz To Assholes0:33
  19. 19Surf City0:28
  20. 20Back To You0:33
  21. 21Outhouse Of Doom0:34
  22. 22Alienation0:33
  23. 23Family Reunion0:36
  24. 24Mirror, Signal, Wheelspin0:28
  25. 25Saturday Night0:32
  26. 26Bedroom Windows0:24
  27. 27Sara Fisher0:30
  28. 28The Ballad Of Wilhelm Fink0:32
  29. 29Delraiser Part III: Del On Earth0:27
  30. 30Told You Once0:11
  31. 31Randal Gets Drunk0:28
  32. 32Fishfuck0:32
  33. 33Howdy Doody In The Woodshed0:33
  34. 34Long Enough To Forget You0:30
  35. 35Erik Sandin's Stand-In0:33
  36. 36We Want The Kids0:21
  37. 37Warren's Song Part 80:31
  38. 38No Fgcnuik0:31
  39. 39I Like Food0:17
  40. 40Triple Track0:33
  41. 41Don Camero Lost His Mind0:29
  42. 42X-990:38
  43. 43Faust0:31
  44. 44Deny Everything0:25
  45. 45Hand Grenades0:36
  46. 46Mike Booted Our First Song, So We Recorded This One Instead0:28
  47. 47Union Yes0:34
  48. 48Dirty Needles0:28
  49. 49300 Miles0:29
  50. 50Klawsterfobia0:30
  51. 51You Don't Know Shit0:35
  52. 52Doin' Fine0:27
  53. 53John For The Working Man0:31
  54. 54A Prayer For The Complete And Utter Eradication Of All Generic Pop-Punk0:26
  55. 55It's A Real Time Thing0:31
  56. 56All My Friends Are In Popular Bands0:31
  57. 57I Hate Puck Rock0:31
  58. 58Fun0:31
  59. 59To All The Kids0:29
  60. 6030 Seconds Till The End Of The World0:32
  61. 61Get A Grip0:27
  62. 62Blatty (Human Egg)0:32
  63. 63I Got None0:29
  64. 64See Her Pee0:32
  65. 65F.O.F.O.D.0:31
  66. 66Blacklisted0:27
  67. 67Chandeliers And Souvenirs0:29
  68. 68Your Kung-Fu Is Old... And Now You Must Die!!!0:31
  69. 69My Pants Keep Falling Down0:32
  70. 70I Hate Your Fucking Guts0:30
  71. 71Comin' To Your Town0:26
  72. 72Spray Paint0:33
  73. 73Rage Against The Machine Are Capitalist Phonies0:28
  74. 74Bring It To An End0:28
  75. 75Not A Happy Man0:25
  76. 76Old Mrs. Cuddy0:31
  77. 77Traitor0:31
  78. 78Life Rules 1010:31
  79. 79Wake Up0:32
  80. 80Too Bad You Don't Get It0:34
  81. 81Humanity0:35
  82. 82In Your Head0:25
  83. 83Supermarket Forces0:32
  84. 84Tribute To The Mammal0:23
  85. 85Pretty Houses0:28
  86. 86The Band That Wouldn't Die0:38
  87. 87Like A Fish In Water0:34
  88. 88Turn It Up0:30
  89. 89Madam's Apple0:32
  90. 90Staggering0:28
  91. 91DMV0:29
  92. 92Big Fat Skinhead0:30
  93. 93Pimmel0:34
  94. 94Mr. Brett, Please Put Down Your Gun0:30
  95. 95Wake Up0:33
  96. 96Eyez0:26
  97. 97Another Stale Cartoon0:31
  98. 98I Don't Mind0:32
  99. 99aWelcome To Dumpsville, Population: You0:24
  100. 99bNY Ranger0:28
  101. 99cThe Count0:31

Sound DNA

  • Punk
  • Punk Rock
  • raw
  • aggressive
  • punky

Album notes

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Notes from the original pressing. Later editions may differ.

Fat Wreck Chords presents Short Music for Short People
101 bands playing 30 second songs
Track 4 Alternate title: "A.C.A.B. (All Comic Heroes Are Fascist Pigs)".
Track 11 Former bandmember's names are crossed over; Charlie (Charlie Dennis), Pete (Pete Newbury) and Marko (Marko DeSantis/Marko 72).
Track 22 recorded at Phil's Roadside Cafe last friday.
Track 42 recorded @ Roof Brothers Studio Oakland, CA. Limp appears courtesy of Honest Don's Yum Yum Gimme Some Recordings.
Track 47 recorded 1/99@Foxhound, Oakland.
Track 50 recorded at Hollywood Sound, January 1999.
Track 52 recorded at The Clubhouse, Sacramento, Ca.
Track 63 recorded 12/15/98 @ the Blasting Room, Ft. Collins, CO.
Track 67 recorded and mixed @ Motor Studios Deluxe.
Track 75 recorded @ Montana Studio in Richmond, VA.
Track 83 recorded 28-1-99 at Phil's Roadside Café Warminster.
Track 88 recorded @ Insight Recorders Toronto, Ont. Canada. T.H. appears courtesy of Fearless RTO.
Since a CD can handle only 99 tracks, the last three songs are all on track 99 with a little pause between them.

Credits

The people behind it.

Production & Engineering

Songwriting

  • Dan Root
  • Daniel Gadbury
  • Dave Smalley
  • Davis White
  • Dead Kennedys
  • Fury 66
  • Greg Graffin
  • Joe Haberman
  • Kim Shattuck
  • Limp
  • Mel Chappell
  • Strung Out

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